1) List a book for free on Kindle.
2) Promote said book on various social media platforms.
3) Sit back and wait for the masses to read and enjoy said book.
4) Check 24hrs later with eager anticipation to see how many copies have been downloaded.
5) Cry like a little sissy bitch when one sees that only two copies have been downloaded.
6) Still crying. Like a sissy bitch. Banging head against table top. Crying like a sissy bitch.