A Horse Walks Into A Bar

“A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink.”


“Really what?”

“A horse actually walked into a bar and ordered a drink?”

“It’s a jo…..”

“Because there’s some money to be made here my friend!”

“From what?”

“Seriously! You can’t see a business opportunity? A talking horse. I see Britain’s Got Talent, America’s Got Talent. Hell, I’d even go as far as Australia’s Got Talent.”

“There won’t be any talent shows featuring a talking horse!”

“If your prepared to throw away a perfectly good opportunity to better yourself then that’s your fault. But rest assured I will not be doing the same thing. Now, where do I find this horse of yours?”

“Sweet Baby Jesus!! There’s. No. Talking. Horse.”

“Now,now. Why the long face!”

“That’s the punchline.”

“To what?”

“The joke about the talking horse.”


“So what?”

“Are you going to tell me where this talking horse is or not?”


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